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Posted by Ray @ 3:35 pm
Seeing as how none of Hollywood’s sacred teachings turned out to be right, we here at Squarebrain have decided to show you the light. Our combined years of experience cannot be wrong! Hot on the heels of our guide to breaking up, Squarebrain is proud to present: How to get the girl! This informative new book is chock-full of easy-to-use, comprehensible and concise tricks to nab the girl of your dreams - so forget about that bear trap you were eyeing and buy this now!
The first 50 purchasers will also receive one of two complimentary gifts, while stocks last! Early birds can choose between a fly-powered airplane or a second penis.
Remember men - she deserves nothing less.
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Now that didn’t quite come out right, did it?
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