We’re so busy we work on the can
Posted by Ray @ 8:54 pmTappa tappa tappa tappa tappa plop. Tappa tappa tappa, tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa… tappa… plop.
It’s the sound of the future.
I heard the noise while visiting the toilet in the firm I’m working at. There was someone in a cubicle, furiously typing away on his mobile phone and simultaneously taking a dump.
Tappa tappa tappa plop.
Apparently, as a lawyer, you’re so pressed for time you communicate even as you relieve yourself.
Tappa tappa tappa… tappa tappa… tappa plop.
I fear for my sanity when I graduate.
(Just in case anyone there is reading this, a disclaimer: the toilet is shared by another firm on the same level, so it could be anyone.)
Writing this from Beach Road Shaw’s Burger King. Waiting to see Star Wars. I love wireless!
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