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Posted by Ray @ 11:57 pm
3000 years ago, I’ll bet there was a farmer’s daughter who wanted to break it off with the shepherd boy she was going out with. Not wanting to “hurt his feelings”, she got her little sister to deliver the news to him. So off went the little girl, dressed in her woolen smock and cowhide sandals, to inform the poor guy that hey, she’s just not that into you.
Upon which, the expression on his face probably closely matched ours.
And so was born the first long-distance break-up (Incidentally, the shepherd boy probably went off with his lute and played his heart out, thus giving birth to the first whiny love ballad).
But us modern folk need not appropriate the services of a hapless sibling. With the advent of modern technology, break-ups can happen at the press of a button. Now that’s convenience!
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