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Tuesday, February 14 2006

Paris Hilton is… Mother Teresa?

Posted by Ray @ 6:50 am

An Indian director is considering signing Paris Hilton to play Mother Teresa.

No, really.

Two choice quotes:

“My agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton,” Rajeevnath told IANS.

The director said he was impressed when he read a report sometime ago in which the hotel heiress said she had refused to pose nude in Playboy magazine and decided then to shortlist her.

And:

“Although there are several actresses willing to play the role of Mother Teresa, the most widely respected and loved person, the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analysed thoroughly before she is chosen,” said Rajeevnath.

From which we learn that in Bollywood, sucking on a penis, having sex on film and releasing it on video yourself is less offensive than posing nude in Playboy.

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