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Tuesday, July 10 2007

I has a camera phone

Posted by Ray @ 10:03 pm

So I can share these pictures of silly things with all of yous.

The first dumb photo we have is the new BK fish burger!

the new bk fish burger

Yeap, its on promotion because it’s new. Now is the time to try this awesome burger at the cheap cheap price of $3.35 per!

… or is it?

bk fish discount

What an amazing discount! I volunteered to give the counter staff the 5 cents but they declined. Man, you’d think after their earlier shenanigans they’d have learnt something.

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udon menu Next we have a delicious menu item from the basement of Liang court. I don’t remember the name of the place in question but it’s the udon store just outside meidi ya supermarket.

I know it’s kind of blurry, so I tried to put a bigger photo below. However the Nokia 6300’s camera does not have auto-zoom, so I’m pretty much stuck with what I can get.

Here’s a close up of the udon:

cold bukkake udon

That’s right, cold bukkake udon. Yum. Wonder if they have warm bukkake udon.

Incidentally, I had a cute reaction from a female friend who got shown this. Once shown she gasped and made a big-mouth :O face. The conversation then proceeded…

S (friend of mine): Do you know what bukkake means?
E (she, trying desperately to appear sweet and innocent): Ummm.. no!
S: Then why did you react like that?
E: *speechless*

Adorable =P.

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And now for the piece de resistance:

drs lim kopi and lim teh see not available for comment

If you don’t get it immediately, read the names out loud one by one.

Samsung Employee Dance

Posted by Ray @ 8:18 pm

Ah, the crazy Koreans are at it again! Check it out:

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It just gets more and more amazing as you watch.

Monday, July 2 2007

Things learnt while watching Transformers

Posted by Ray @ 9:01 am

1) Say hello to subliminal advertising and product placement. HP, eBay, Nokia, Mountain Dew and General Motors have paid a lot of money to Paramount. As if it’s not going to make enough money as it is.

2) Male government code-breaker/analysts are dorks. Female government code-breaker/analysts are hot Australian blondes.

3) If there is a sensible way of doing things, and a ZOMG I WILL DO IT CUZ I CAN AND IT LOOKS SO COOLZ SERIOUSLY DOODZ way of doing things, expect the latter to win out. See: Bumblebee, mouths on Transformers.

4) If there is a sensible way of doing things, and a ZOMG I WILL DO IT CUZ I CAN AND IT LOOKS SO STOOPID way of doing things, expect the latter to win out. See: pissing Bumblebee, Megatron.

5) A Michael Bay movie is pretty much a Michael Bay movie - over-dramatized slow-motion, moving camera shots and sunset walks galore. Yeesh.

6) A Michael Bay movie is pretty much a Michael Bay movie - crazy over-the-top action, over-dramatized slow-motion robot combat and big explosions galore. Woot!

7) Megan Fox. Megan Fox. Megan Fox. Did I mention Megan Fox?

8) Despite being able to transform into anything, Autobots can’t fly.

9) If a giant transforming robot cop car demands to know if your eBay user name is LadiesMan217, take note. The correct answer is no.

10) Giant robots turn me on. Go watch this movie.

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